Son Jung

Freud’s favorite son Jung was a polygamist.  “I marvel at your ability to avoid unwanted pregnancies.  My own neurosis impedes penetration.”

“I must retreat to the tower with my ravaged bleeding Sabina Spielrein”, replies Carl.

I once thought that the Jews inflicted psychoanalysis on the German people but it was Jung. Believing himself to be the reincarnation of the Sun God Mithras, he sought the rejuvenation of the German race through memories, dreams and reflection.

Jung admits guilt in the sins of his forebears and now must complete the cycle.

“My Inner Ring calls me to Parsifal and the Great Knights. We want German solutions to German problems. Napoleon should rot in Hell with his Jews.  My dad lost his share of the municipal Jew tax and could not pay back his loan to Issac of Jewstrasse. The thought of him losing his Frederick the Great Rolex watch to a Jew from Vilna made me sick.”

Jung, in Archetype 289, refers to the ancient rite of circumcision.

“Gaining an advantage, the Jew rises above the decadent leaders of Rome. Settling in Germany, they quickly became involved in the inn-keeping business and its associated enterprises, the breweries. Before Bismarck’s purges, Budweiser was known as Sollyweiser.”

The Nazis knew how dangerous the Germans were. “This is a business, not a religion, Mr. Jung.” Freud was confused by the turn of events in Zurich where it was the Freudian Jews against the neo-Paganist Jung. Sought out by scores of women, Jung feared for his inner male. Raped as a teen by a male friend of the family, Jung sought to dominate his female conquests in a triage of polygamy and chocolates. Ever the bourgeois, he consistently betrays his petit volkische values. Returning Germany to it’s pagan heart was Carl’s dream. Jung’s guilt is Germany’s guilt.

We ask that the charges against Konrad Adenauer be reduced to six years of inner exile.

How did Hans Globke, author of the Nuremberg Laws, become Adenauer’s secretary?  What part of the Bayer aspirin patent did Konrad give to the Americans?

The Jews were sexual Marxists. Possession was not their concern. In Jung’s hierarchical world it is the role of woman to follow the call of her Master and the Mithraic Sun God who lives through him.  “Judeo-Christianity robbed Germany of its pagan purity. No longer singing around the bonfire, we were nailing ourselves onto crosses. We needed our penises back, the Fatherland needed our firmness. Solar Phallus man waves his gigantic organ in the air and the winds blow.  I aim to save the Aryan race from the shame of Christianity. I want to free our ancestral memories for the Fatherland.”

Reich’s study of the fascistic family notes that Jung viewed his fatherland literally. A new order was needed under which the Aryan woman submits to the wishes of her household fuhrer.

Carl Jung was Nazidom’s answer to Bertolt Brecht.

Jung’s fear of the inner male and John Wayne’s fear of his domineering mother drew this unlikely pair together. Wayne was a man in touch with his anima.

One Tongue, One People

Hoover wanted to know if Brecht was a true Red or merely an opportunist. Agent Gumshoes reports,

“Brecht was available to the highest bidder. Controlling his women, he exploits their literary labor while canoodling with the boys,  many of them homosexual Nazis.”

Bert was often in the company of Johnny-Johnny, the future US president, and an intimate of John Wayne before his “Stagecoach” days.

Brecht’s “Mack the Knife” is a work of genius.  Mackie is the modern man. Through research the working class is exploited. The only weapon the masses have is the orgone accumulator. Women need to be saved from the eternal lie of the fatherland.

The Lithuanians were sexually confused by the fragile nature of their independence. One decade they are Russian, the next German.  It was hard for the Litvak to know whether the man should be on top as in the German world, or the woman on top as in the Soviet zone.  The torment of their sexual confusion was taken out on the Jew.

In New York Reich found work as a tailor through connections with the Jewish Aid Society.  His wife Lilli contributed to the family paycheck working as a Kootchie dancer at the Copa.

The Viennese suffered from an acute form of coitus stasis. Reich calls this ‘post-coital stress syndrome’.

Fin de Siecle Vienna was a hot spot on the German sexual junket. Hundreds of psychosexual clinics and institutes proliferated. The mass of Germans merely sought sexual release but it was the Freudians who led Germany into the arms of an oedipal maniac.

Freud becomes the bottom feeder of the id ignoring his own oedipal urges and thereby projecting his psychosis onto the masses.

The Viennese man was a cold and hardened warrior. Sex was his oyster. Women, opposed to the ideas of the enlightenment, sought equality in the bedroom. Many of these women became clients of Wilhelm Reich and their history is a story of sexual madness leading toward genocide.

The Cafe Romanisches played host to the smart crowd. Amongst its many guests were members of Berlin’s psychoanalytical community. Next to them was the banker Hugo Stinnes, assorted actors, politicians, male and female whores, army personnel, businessmen, artists, dancers, nudists and the party members who dominated our lives.  Down at the Hall my memory returns to those early days of the Reich.  During “The Thing”, we marched with torch lights on to the Cathedral of Wittenberg where Luther nailed his thesis to the wall,  laughed at as toilet trash by the friars of the Vickery. Defiantly, Father Jahn called on the youth of Germany to stand up for the German Volk. “We won’t stand for Napoleon or Rome.”

These crusading youth demanded the religious and spiritual union of the German nation. One Tongue, One People.

Jahn, the father of the gymnasium, called on youth to burn the un-Germanic books of its imperial foes.

The Orgone Accumulator

I return from time in a Soviet prisoner camp a changed man.

I recall Silverstein and his candy shop; he even gave to theNazi children. Mrs. Silverstein’s breasts sagged below the bakery counter sometimes touching the whipped cream. Mr. Hodes the butcher never snuck in horse meat like the Turks do nowadays.

My parents said that Hitler would not allow for lawlessness, it was Goering and that freak Goebbels. Hitler was wrong. We would have been much better off keeping the Jews.

The Orgone Accumulator

The orgone box is a device that collects time’s energy, restoring sexual function, defeating cancer and the common cold. The world feared its success. “If only Willy was a little more likeable”, wrote Karen Horney, Reich’s colleague in  Weimar Berlin’s cabaret world of psychoanalysis. Freud’s followers unleashed a torrent of slander condemning heretics to a psychoanalytical wasteland.

Reich’s father was a butcher known for the quality of his meat. “Reich’s Roast” was a great success and his business flourished.

“While dad was in the slaughter house, I came home early from school one day with a bad cough and found mom in bed with my tutor. I told father of her affair. Mother grabbed a pistol and shot herself in the trout pond. Dad was devastated and died two years later. Moving to Vienna I sought the company of whores in the Wienerstrasse section along the Danube. In 1911 Kaiser Wilhelm sued my father’s estate claiming Reich Roast an infringement on his trademark.”

Harry wants to join a submarine fleet, but there is no navy. “The Germans will have their sex but the English must have their fleets”, Queen Victoria advises her young grandson, Kaiser Wilhelm.

The Germans are a learned and greedy people. While accusing others of conflicting pecuniary interests they perfected the economic blitzkrieg. Attacking areas of Poland and Russia, the Teutonic Knights spread German economic power through the Jesuits, agents of the Pope, who aroused anti-Semitism in the pagan lands of the north. Lithuania was progressive in attitude toward its Jews since the days of the Vasa Dynasty. Pressure from the surrounding states led to its downfall and an end to Litvak independence.

As Rabbi Ben-Jacobi of Vilna tells it, ‘False Messiahs were a dime a dozen. Business is hopeful. We smuggled in a dozen workers through El Paso and found a factory in Thailand that can make yarn from steel and cotton. With this discovery we will bring the accumulator into the 21st century.

“I ran across the Lucky Thread Factory located in the Bangkok State Penitentiary. We met with their development team and explained our idea of blending cotton with stainless steel.  The first prototypes were a bit heavy and scratchy.

Absorbing energy like a flower the human becomes hermaphroditic. In a state of heightened orgasmic ecstasy we will create a new society defying Freud and his coke sniffing cabal.”

Freud transferred his own oedipal crises onto his male disciples. Unable to castrate himself, Freud sought out a cabal of younger assistants whom he groomed for the field of psychoanalytic fee harvesting.

Freud guaranteed the survival of the patriarchy during the turbulent decline of the German empire after World War I.  The aftermath of The Great War was for him a professional triumph yet a personal disaster. Kaiser Wilhelm was an oedipal maniac who began quarrelling with his Uncle Eddie, the King of England. He was angry that Onkel would not let him grab more islands near the sexual resorts of the south western Pacific Galapagos. Count Eulenberg, the Kaisers foreign minister, was in constant correspondence with the analysts of Austria.

Scotty was seeking a cure for trench mania. German troops were dancing at the front. Convinced of their imminent death these troops were in rebellion against their Prussian officers.

They Eat Their Own

While attending to the death of my mother, I received a letter from Dr. Addes. He writes, “Reich condemned the existence of the military-industrial state and the enslavement of mankind to the frigid corporate chain of command. Robbed of our wealth and orgasms, we are unable to process the direct reception of orgone waves through which we receive the libidinal energies necessary for functioning in the corporate state.

On a personal note, I’m not waiting for some goody two shoes to come along. My Reichian project keeps me engaged. My responsibility to mankind is growing. We now employ 25 Mexican women sewing our designer blankets. We established a birth control unit on site, keeping the assembly line fluid. Needing more labor, we began contracting with smugglers to import husbands. After hours, women employees are given self-help seminars delving into the mysteries of human sexuality.”

Reich learned from his uncle that to out reproduce your enemy was to defeat him. Goering and Reich crossed paths at the tables of the Romanische club in Berlin. Scorned by the mob around the Freudians Reich joined the table of Wayne, Johnny-Johnny, Brecht and Marlene. “I knew Goering in the war. I was running mail between Vienna and Innsbruck through rain, sleet, and snow when one day the war was over and Alma began her analysis with Freud.”

Like the Medici, Freud enforced the code and it was analytic death to all opponents. Suddenly close disciples become sex perverts run in by Freud’s friend Bernie Gross, the police chief of Berlin. At stake was John and Jane Doe who pay for the psychosexual services of a gaggle of oedipaleptic sycophants. Freud tolerated no deviation from the psychoanalytical norm laid down in his politburo-like Wednesday meetings. Ernest Jones was his Malenkov, rubber stamping Freud’s orders while waiting for the old man to kick the couch.

Adolf Hitler’s formative years in Vienna were spent under this psychological dictatorship. Austrian women were leaving their marital beds for the analysts’ couch. Freud called this Liebekampf, the psychological phenomenon where the woman abandons the sado-homoerotic world of her bourgeois husband.

Brecht is the darling of the politburo, his sexual high jinx ignored as long as he earns hard currency abroad. “I put my lust at the disposal of the state.” In return Brecht was given his theatre. While others did the writing, Brecht took it upon himself to liberate youth from the bourgeois constraints of traditional sex. “Mother used to say”, writes Maria Rivas Dietrich, “that she could not understand people’s attraction to this filthy man Brecht. Sweat and cigar smoke, he only brushed his teeth with a twig.”

The orgasm is the path to eternity. Oppression is released. The state whimpers away.

Grandma Jean died last week. Buried on the anniversary of Kristallnacht, even in death she was on the lookout for Nazis. As Riva Jenkins she starred in the “Girl on the Run” series, an early feminist Western. In life and death we argue with God. Thus the invention of the dialectic by the Talmudic Rabbis. God sent the Romans to spread the word of the Jewish Lord. My people will follow Julius into Europe and up the Thames. Tacitus said, ‘leave them alone, they eat their own.’

Gulag Germany: Manifestations of the female castration complex

While the ex-Nazi bureaucracy partied in Bonn, Bert Brecht was rounding up actors to perform in his theatrical productions.
Reich wanted Brecht dead.
“We didn’t beat the Nazis to put these guys in power.”
Reich knew what it meant to get in line with the New Reality.
“Half of the people we partied with in the Cafe Romanisches perished in Stalin’s camps, victims of that New Reality.
I want the old reality. I want my orgasms and Christianity gone.”

Gulag Germany

Life was good under Jewish controlled Catholic Europe until Martin Luther nailed his dogmatic list on our dicks. We were in bed with the Jew whore, buying our women furs with the blood of our own people. Imperial Germany was a covert sexual romp. We slept with each other’s husbands and wives sharing our pain through interlocking analyses. “I am a wild analyst”, declares Dr. Georg Groddeck from the Berlin Psychoanalytic Institute’s stage in 1910.

Things got hairy in psycho-headquarters in 1914. Hans Sachs published   “I Wish to be a Man” even though he was a man.
The Committee met on Wednesday nights. After the patients left, we rolled back the couches and let our blouses down. Some of the greatest minds of the early 20th century were partying knowing the end was near. During the Great War analysts made peace with the Kaiser and their clinics began treating soldiers neuroticized at the front.

Manifestations of the female castration complex

Dr. Freud says that a woman can castrate a man by catching him in an act of infidelity. The castrated male will always return to the lioness with shared memories of genital function.
“Poor little Gropius. He was one of my patients before the war. Severely punished by his father he became the willing castrati for Alma Mahler.”

Genital Dysfunction in the Freud Household.
Since Mrs. Freud was productive in the home and reproductive in bed, Sigmund resorted to a life of onanism. “We can’t afford any more children.
I’m already the largest cocaine distributor in Austria.” Following
Nietzsche’s path to the unconscious Freud hit a pothole along the way. Freud’s self castration was a huge blow to post-modern Europe.

Hemingway, in fits of depression, sails off the coast for days at a time swimming with sharks.
You don’t need a thesaurus, just grab a bottle.
Through drunken creation the modern writer pens tales of empty and embarrassing existence in the land of DeMille.
To this day children across America are victims of his practice of invented spelling.

Dachau was known as the bookkeeper’s last debit. Special bunks in the Accountants Wing housed some of Germany’s greatest fiscal thinkers. It
is an historical irony that the SS had Jewish accountants keeping their books.

Reich believed that the energy for life was in the air, and that corporate fascists were exploiting God’s vital elixir.
The Jews understood the nature of the orgasm and that is why they have survived. Germany, a nice place to shop, waxes nostalgic for the pre-Christian era and its orgasm centered life. The Bauhaus was originally the Frauhaus. While most of the men were off on crusade, the others sheltered by the clergy, the Thirty Years War was a time of sexual experimentation in the Holy Roman Empire.

Matriarchial Germany had been a land of peace where relations between the sexes was unhurried. An ancient ritual from the times of Ottfried the Norm called for the women to select husbands from a group of virgin warriors. Matches were made that produced some of the world’s most beautiful music and some of the worst poetry ever written.

Stefan George dreams of walks in the forest with young lads.
Why does Germany support Freud and his cult? Was it God’s punishment upon the tribes of Arminius? The Romans were warned by Tacitus to skip Germany and head straight on to England.
The Roman legions driven mad in England returned home to their women, wine, and song. With lots of children working the farm, Father Greyino sings bacchanalian chorales in tribute to the Mother Goddess.

Back home again in penal Germany, Nietzsche dances naked to the songs of James P Johnson. In “A Porters Love Song to a Chambermaid”, the maid is invited in to dance with the inner Nietzsche.

Das Herr der Lieber- Master of Love

Germany has become a nation of Peter Kurtens, the Monster of Cologne, renegade analyst who murdered adults and children.

“It’s me pursuing myself”, explains Peter.

The Nazi leaders along with the Berlin literati were involved in astrology. As Alma says, “A woman can pray in many places.” Kafka, good friend to Werfel, was mad at Franz for his portrayal of Dr. Gross.

“Die Sunde Wider Das Blut” (“The Sin of the Blood”) was a popular Nazi novel.

Martin Luther is pondering God’s sex life wondering if He makes love like a Jew. The German nation’s neurosis reaches levels of orgiastic psychosis. Why were all Luther’s children looking like Jews when his wives were all Aryans?

“Hitler stole the orgasm from the German people. Only orgasm can bring true democracy to the Fourth Reich.” Gunter Grass.

The matriarchy is socialistic, the patriarchy corporate fascist.

Fascism’s roots date back to the evolutionary shift from asexual towards sexual reproduction.

Insects remain matriarchal even as the industrial human enjoys the bounty of SUV corporate consumerism while Johnny comes riding home a crippled war neurotic.

I’ve made the choice to become a writer instead of a psychoanalyst. There’s no money to be made in philosophy. Universities are out of the question for new thinkers.

Hitler knew that philosophy was unreadable. Of Rosenberg, the author of the 20th Century, his myths were clever but who can understand them? Of Nietzsche, no matter what Baumler writes, I like the man.

The decline of the west and the First World War stole Hitler’s orgasm. Nietzsche and Hemingway advocated the Dionysian as the creative force for art through the irrational means of recurrence.

Hemingway’s distilled hemlock was his path to Dionysian orgies of creativity. Hemingway told me on one of those long ocean cruises that the only difference between the writer and the reader is the bottle. Only through an altered state can mankind grasp the realities of daily life. Nietzsche, bottle in hand, dances naked in his bedroom singing Bohemian folk songs. Declaring himself a free Christian, Nietzsche enters the rehab ward seeking Freud’s cures.

Challenging another curist, Freud’s cabal set their sights on Wilhelm Reich of Organstrasse. Reich’s miracle cure posed a threat to the cabal of the couch. He accused the Freudian Karen Horney of intellectual theft and slander.

Horney writes: “He’s a little out there for me. I knew his second wife, a dancer in the Staatsoper.

I was encouraged to have affairs with other men while he dressed children in steel wool orgone shirts. I never understood why he traveled with an orphanage.”

In years to come we will get to find out where Reich hid his weapons against the Coca Cola neo-fascist State about which he wrote, ‘pornography has provided the orgasm in an altered form, a sinister grandma and grandpa dominatrix.’

“My Years in Vienna” by Wilhelm Reich

“Life in the Penal Colony: My Years in Vienna” by Wilhelm Reich.

“As the agent of my parent’s death I sought a cure with Sigmund Freud. In session I mentioned a visit by a little bluish green elf. The elf urged me to bring forth the knowledge of the orgone.”

I was hooked into this cult of Reich, waiting at Molly’s Sweet Shop in Rangeley Maine for a chance to meet the great professor. Wednesday was two-for-one malted day and he would snowshoe in with his children.

Dr. Reich is to the orgasm what Stephen Foster is to the Blues.

Reich never left Rangeley. There are rumors that God’s sexual liberator enslaved his own women.

Wilhelm threw tantrums when another of his letters to Freud returned unopened. Theories of orgone terrified Freud who was threatened by Reich’s miracle cure.

It was Freud’s penis envy versus Reich’s orgasm. Reich accused Freud of drug addiction and psychological hooliganism.

Freud represented the circumcised penis wielding its castrated head at the flower of the orgasm. Freud and Brecht strangled the sex out of the German race. Repulsed by women, Brecht unleashed his orgy of sexual control on an unsuspecting German Democratic Republic. Unlike Freud who wanted freedom in the bedroom along with capitalist control at the top, Brecht demanded control of both the bedroom and the factory floor.

Calling for the regulation of the orgasm, this big ejaculator was accused of raping the 16 year old John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

A Tour of Hitler’s Crib

Bormann destroyed the Fuhrer’s records from the Happy Valley Rehabilitation Center. His analyst was found murdered in a Stutthof gutter.

When the future Fuhrer arrived at Happy Valley they didn’t believe the gassing he received in the trenches was more than a sniff. With counseling Adolf was back on his feet with sight restored after sessions with Freud’s assistant Dr. Karl Abraham.

A nation of war neurotics was susceptible to the propaganda of the allied powers. Embargoed by the high command and starving, the German nation jumped at Wilson’s Fourteen Points.

While awaiting discharge Hitler ordered crates of erotic books under the name of Herr Wolff. His favorite was “The History of Erotic Art” by Eduard Fuchs. In Landau Frau Bechstein sent him a copy of “The Illustrated History of Morals”.

Everyone has got their Jewish problem. Heidegger couldn’t keep his hands off Hannah Arendt in violation of the race laws.

“I’m a sex addict”, claims Martin in race court.

“My judgment was impaired and I couldn’t tell the difference between the races.”

Martin was sentenced to community service with the SS somewhere in the east. An intervention by Hitler saved his life.

Arendt  was pregnant and his arrest would threaten post-structuralliterary thought. Paul de Mann was filing dance columns from Antwerp. Accommodation was the game.

A Tour of Hitler’s Crib

Adolf asked John Wayne to extinguish his cigarette while in the chancellery building cinema. The Fuhrer then launched into a harangue about MGM and some ballplayer named Hank Greenberg.

“Here’s where I keep my Austrian chocolates for the staff’s kids. I’m on a vegetarian diet, eating all the cookies and cakes I can. Here’s the dance studio where Eva works out her routines for the Bayern Munsteren Dance Korps.”

Goering purchased the team and asked Eva to choreograph for the cheerleaders.

“Over here are my maps. In that corner is my erotic book collection. I started collecting with earnings from my postcards that the Jew Spitzler sold. I was living in the male house at the time, one step above the shelter. Churchill might be winning the war, but did he ever sell a painting?”

Leni, rejected by Fritz Lang for the lead in “The Spider”, vows to make a western for her Fuhrer.

A Bunch of Coke Heads

Minnesota’s first synagogue, Mount Zion, initially adhered to traditional Jewish practices. The congregation engaged a shochet to oversee ritual slaughter and a mohel to perform the rite of circumcision, rendering the penis holy.

Word reached the shores of Eastern Europe that Minnesota was a hunting and fishing paradise. The Rockefellers were selling it off in bits and pieces. Next year in Duluth! Eastern Jews arrive in Minnesota. Minneapolis’ north side becomes a mini shtetl, Kosher butcher shops appearing along with shoe and lingerie stores.

The Jews brought the modern world. While Christians were out counting cows, the Jews kept the books. Mathematics, the ancient Hebraic science, taught the Jew Universal Law. God admits that he himself learned from the Rabbis.

What can a Jew do in Minnesota? Having little faith in FDR, Wild Bill Donovan chose it as the capitol of a liberated USA in the event of a Nazi victory. Along Plymouth Avenue one could order a bowl of borscht and a corned beef sandwich derived from northern European cattle.

It can be said that psychoanalysis was founded by a bunch of coke heads. Nietzsche complained that Freud took the path of exploitation selling cocaine imported from the colonies. Freud ultimately overcame his addiction while others were not so fortunate. One in particular, Otto Weininger, threw himself out a window in what was later diagnosed as a “Freudian Trance”.

Weininger discovered in studies shortly before his suicide that the German penis is longer yet narrower than the Semitic organ which was thicker but only slightly shorter. The German penis, like the lumber of the north forests of Thuringia, grows long and reedy and is therefore unable to provide the warmth and comfort of the Semitic hardwood lumber with its tighter fit.

Dr. Otto Gross attacked the patriarchal world order and advocated free love without the bourgeois constraints of courtship and romance. Otto’s father published criminology texts and his mother was an actress in the Berlin Staatsoper performing with Mahler. Otto, while a cruise liner’s doctor, jumped ship in the duty-free port of Trieste to join Freud’s cabal in Vienna.

While dispensing coke and free psychoanalytic advice Otto infuriated Freud who committed him to the Bergholzi Hospital for analysis under the medical supervision of Carl Jung.

After escaping psychiatric confinement Gross began his break with the talking curists, dispensing therapy and free love in the back rooms of Schwabbing’s bohemian bars.

Freud represented the Fatherland; neurotic repression followed by masturbatory rape fantasies. All neurotics masturbate, unable to cope with outside interference into their narcissism. Their self-pity becomes self-loathing which ultimately leads to violence against the original mother represented by Mary and the Jews.

The German Institute for Psychological Research and Psychology, later known as the Goering Institute, did not remove the photograph of Sigmund Freud until 1943 under orders of Heinrich Himmler. Facing one another on opposite walls, photographs of the Fuhrer and Freud symbolically reconciled analytic fascism and the ideologies of the Third Reich.

Eternal Recurrence, Eternal Germanity

Germany is a Freudian paradise. Endlessly squabbling about events that may or may not have occurred, the Reichians live within higher spheres of orgone. While most cultures have been successful in the collectivization of the ovular control of society, the Germans were not.

While the other imperialist states of old Europe successfully adapted to the patriarchy and learned to love the mother in a new way the German resisted. Yearning for the lost Teutonic days of feminine vulnerability, the volk no longer felt an urge to rape by the Dworkian method. Rejecting the mother, the Wehrmacht soldier dies in the trenches wrapped within the tender embrace of imperialist capitalism.

Von Falkenhayn insisted on his men’s right to copulate. For this he was court-martialed in 1919. Sandor Ferenczi, a disciple of Freud, reports walking through the bunkers hearing the troops refer to themselves as ‘she’. Karl Abraham also reported the ambivalence of same sex relations amongst Germany’s infantry soldiers. Were the German men making a fatal mistake resulting in the extermination of the Jew, Germany’s inner soul? The Jew represents the feminine element within German culture.

The men in the Freikorp dressed, played, and slept next to each other. The German woman was excluded from this world of German masculinity.  “Our leader wants us to make babies but how can we when the men love their Fuhrer more than their own wives. While our men tinkle together on the front lines, we are forced to visit sex shops seeking facsimiles of pleasure.”

Julius Streicher, in “Der Sturmer”, half-jokingly suggests that Germany can save money in the budget by requiring that Jews wear their penises outside their clothing with only baptized Jews needing an identity card. The Fuhrer was livid. How dare Streicher jeopardize the Reich by trivializing the German nation’s right to racial survival!

I’m proud of Dr. Zimnoia. When I first met him in college he was a skinny jazz enthusiast. Over the years he has become my proudest disciple, my Nathan of Gaza. He reads the books I wish I had the time to read: “Hitler’s Wish List”; “Adolf and the Afterlife”; “Pets of the Fuhrer” by William Shirer. Over the years, the lithe and virile Dr. Zimnoia embarked on a spiritual journey which lead him through Brooklyn, Brookline, and Valhalla, New Mexico.

Through contacts with David Dubinsky and the ILGWU the doctor received goldenseal seeds smuggled into the US sewn into ladies pajamas. The first crop was small and his only customer a tribe of Mormons. He later became notorious for his discoveries pertaining to the symbiotic effects of orgone with nitrous oxide. Dr. Zimnoia earned his PhD in organic chemistry from MIT, where his thesis was an attempt to disprove the theories of Wilhelm Reich. Ironically, it was those very experiments which led Dr. Zimnoia to suspect that Reich’s theories were indeed correct and that the government was engaged in a conspiracy to bury him with regulatory litigation. Through an old college chum, Dr. Zimnoia made contact with an underground Reichian cell led by a young Dr. Addes. The cell grabbed Reich and his teenage lovers and moved them to Brazil.

“I wanted to free the orgasm, they wanted a free market. I wanted liberation from all government, they wanted a social democratic hodgepodge.”