I Love You Dagmar Herzog

One of Alma’s favorite terms was “Jew Sex” baiting Walter until he couldn’t perform. Reich says that the Twinkie was Gropius’ public response to a very private torture. He was reduced to sharing his wife and daughter with the Jew Werfel. For him being married to Alma was like the wartime experience of a frontline soldier.

After Genetown’s IPO, Dr. Edward I. Addes found himself a rich man. The Hermaphodite Reproductive Project aimed to save Germany from its negative birth rate. He would not tolerate Germany going down the fallopian tubes to the Turks. Sharing his ideas with the fellows at the Grange, Dr. Addes started a foundation dedicated to the philosophies of Wilhelm Reich. Perusing a copy of Reich’s Youth Magazine he studied a schematic diagram for the orgone accumulator.

“I went to the IGA and picked up ten boxes of steel wool. Next it was off to Granny’s pantry where I picked up a cheap 1950’s imitation chenille blanket. Lying down in a clearing I collected the sun’s energy when suddenly my little mickey turned hard with life’s energy! A healthy male plants this energy into the woman.”

The Nazis had their doctors and I have mine. Freud, Reich, Addes. Freud began his career studying the sexual organs of eels, Reich collecting orgone, and Addes birthing a race of Germanic hermaphrodites.

Freud encouraged all his loved ones to do cocaine. Dr. Addes encourages healthy males to injest ¼ teaspoonful of yarrow powder mixed with 16 ounces of Macintosh apple juice.

Freud believed that coitus interruptus was a cause of male neurosis. Masturbation would lead to insomnia. The psycho-Nazis called Freud a fraud. His talking cures never resolved patients’ traumas. Anna 0. was a cash cow. ‘Reich’s fucking it all up’, Sigmund reports to the Wednesday Meeting. ‘Go forth and defame Reich, discredit his theories and persona. He’s a madman. Write articles, attack him as a pedophile.’

Was Freud any less a phony than Reich? Reich was persecuted because he offered a cure. Collecting orgone and distributing it through sports apparel was Dr. Addes’s claim to fame.

“Soon NFL players will be huddling in accumulator seats on the side lines. Knute Rockne says it gives the boys the extra kick they need.” One of those boys was John Wayne, my dad’s half-brother. When I discovered this in the Ellis Island archives I was astounded. My father’s father was Gustave Mahler, the great composer. Women threw their virginity at Gustave but only Alma stuck, the anti-Semite in love with the greatest Jewish conductor after God and his wayward son.

Hitler was the savior of the Protestant race. Both Luther and Hitler were born Catholic. Neither was swayed by the beauty of a pagan Nordic religion where boys might again worship their own mothers rather than that whore of Bethlehem.

Both Reich and Dr. Addes attempted to free the world from the effects of Christianity on the male. The English male had gotten silly. Kilts and bagpipes were all a display of misplaced anal masturbation.

“The id personality has a finger up its ass”, writes Reich.

“It started with a dream. While wrapped in my orgone blanket I dreamt that daddy came home for a quick johnny with mommy, but instead caught me with Bert Brecht. Those communists understood one thing: all politics is sex and all sex is politics.”

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