Eternal Recurrence, Eternal Germanity

Germany is a Freudian paradise. Endlessly squabbling about events that may or may not have occurred, the Reichians live within higher spheres of orgone. While most cultures have been successful in the collectivization of the ovular control of society, the Germans were not.

While the other imperialist states of old Europe successfully adapted to the patriarchy and learned to love the mother in a new way the German resisted. Yearning for the lost Teutonic days of feminine vulnerability, the volk no longer felt an urge to rape by the Dworkian method. Rejecting the mother, the Wehrmacht soldier dies in the trenches wrapped within the tender embrace of imperialist capitalism.

Von Falkenhayn insisted on his men’s right to copulate. For this he was court-martialed in 1919. Sandor Ferenczi, a disciple of Freud, reports walking through the bunkers hearing the troops refer to themselves as ‘she’. Karl Abraham also reported the ambivalence of same sex relations amongst Germany’s infantry soldiers. Were the German men making a fatal mistake resulting in the extermination of the Jew, Germany’s inner soul? The Jew represents the feminine element within German culture.

The men in the Freikorp dressed, played, and slept next to each other. The German woman was excluded from this world of German masculinity.  “Our leader wants us to make babies but how can we when the men love their Fuhrer more than their own wives. While our men tinkle together on the front lines, we are forced to visit sex shops seeking facsimiles of pleasure.”

Julius Streicher, in “Der Sturmer”, half-jokingly suggests that Germany can save money in the budget by requiring that Jews wear their penises outside their clothing with only baptized Jews needing an identity card. The Fuhrer was livid. How dare Streicher jeopardize the Reich by trivializing the German nation’s right to racial survival!

I’m proud of Dr. Zimnoia. When I first met him in college he was a skinny jazz enthusiast. Over the years he has become my proudest disciple, my Nathan of Gaza. He reads the books I wish I had the time to read: “Hitler’s Wish List”; “Adolf and the Afterlife”; “Pets of the Fuhrer” by William Shirer. Over the years, the lithe and virile Dr. Zimnoia embarked on a spiritual journey which lead him through Brooklyn, Brookline, and Valhalla, New Mexico.

Through contacts with David Dubinsky and the ILGWU the doctor received goldenseal seeds smuggled into the US sewn into ladies pajamas. The first crop was small and his only customer a tribe of Mormons. He later became notorious for his discoveries pertaining to the symbiotic effects of orgone with nitrous oxide. Dr. Zimnoia earned his PhD in organic chemistry from MIT, where his thesis was an attempt to disprove the theories of Wilhelm Reich. Ironically, it was those very experiments which led Dr. Zimnoia to suspect that Reich’s theories were indeed correct and that the government was engaged in a conspiracy to bury him with regulatory litigation. Through an old college chum, Dr. Zimnoia made contact with an underground Reichian cell led by a young Dr. Addes. The cell grabbed Reich and his teenage lovers and moved them to Brazil.

“I wanted to free the orgasm, they wanted a free market. I wanted liberation from all government, they wanted a social democratic hodgepodge.”

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