Minnesota’s first synagogue, Mount Zion, initially adhered to traditional Jewish practices. The congregation engaged a shochet to oversee ritual slaughter and a mohel to perform the rite of circumcision, rendering the penis holy.
Word reached the shores of Eastern Europe that Minnesota was a hunting and fishing paradise. The Rockefellers were selling it off in bits and pieces. Next year in Duluth! Eastern Jews arrive in Minnesota. Minneapolis’ north side becomes a mini shtetl, Kosher butcher shops appearing along with shoe and lingerie stores.
The Jews brought the modern world. While Christians were out counting cows, the Jews kept the books. Mathematics, the ancient Hebraic science, taught the Jew Universal Law. God admits that he himself learned from the Rabbis.
What can a Jew do in Minnesota? Having little faith in FDR, Wild Bill Donovan chose it as the capitol of a liberated USA in the event of a Nazi victory. Along Plymouth Avenue one could order a bowl of borscht and a corned beef sandwich derived from northern European cattle.
It can be said that psychoanalysis was founded by a bunch of coke heads. Nietzsche complained that Freud took the path of exploitation selling cocaine imported from the colonies. Freud ultimately overcame his addiction while others were not so fortunate. One in particular, Otto Weininger, threw himself out a window in what was later diagnosed as a “Freudian Trance”.
Weininger discovered in studies shortly before his suicide that the German penis is longer yet narrower than the Semitic organ which was thicker but only slightly shorter. The German penis, like the lumber of the north forests of Thuringia, grows long and reedy and is therefore unable to provide the warmth and comfort of the Semitic hardwood lumber with its tighter fit.
Dr. Otto Gross attacked the patriarchal world order and advocated free love without the bourgeois constraints of courtship and romance. Otto’s father published criminology texts and his mother was an actress in the Berlin Staatsoper performing with Mahler. Otto, while a cruise liner’s doctor, jumped ship in the duty-free port of Trieste to join Freud’s cabal in Vienna.
While dispensing coke and free psychoanalytic advice Otto infuriated Freud who committed him to the Bergholzi Hospital for analysis under the medical supervision of Carl Jung.
After escaping psychiatric confinement Gross began his break with the talking curists, dispensing therapy and free love in the back rooms of Schwabbing’s bohemian bars.
Freud represented the Fatherland; neurotic repression followed by masturbatory rape fantasies. All neurotics masturbate, unable to cope with outside interference into their narcissism. Their self-pity becomes self-loathing which ultimately leads to violence against the original mother represented by Mary and the Jews.
The German Institute for Psychological Research and Psychology, later known as the Goering Institute, did not remove the photograph of Sigmund Freud until 1943 under orders of Heinrich Himmler. Facing one another on opposite walls, photographs of the Fuhrer and Freud symbolically reconciled analytic fascism and the ideologies of the Third Reich.
