Bormann destroyed the Fuhrer’s records from the Happy Valley Rehabilitation Center. His analyst was found murdered in a Stutthof gutter.
When the future Fuhrer arrived at Happy Valley they didn’t believe the gassing he received in the trenches was more than a sniff. With counseling Adolf was back on his feet with sight restored after sessions with Freud’s assistant Dr. Karl Abraham.
A nation of war neurotics was susceptible to the propaganda of the allied powers. Embargoed by the high command and starving, the German nation jumped at Wilson’s Fourteen Points.
While awaiting discharge Hitler ordered crates of erotic books under the name of Herr Wolff. His favorite was “The History of Erotic Art” by Eduard Fuchs. In Landau Frau Bechstein sent him a copy of “The Illustrated History of Morals”.
Everyone has got their Jewish problem. Heidegger couldn’t keep his hands off Hannah Arendt in violation of the race laws.
“I’m a sex addict”, claims Martin in race court.
“My judgment was impaired and I couldn’t tell the difference between the races.”
Martin was sentenced to community service with the SS somewhere in the east. An intervention by Hitler saved his life.
Arendt was pregnant and his arrest would threaten post-structuralliterary thought. Paul de Mann was filing dance columns from Antwerp. Accommodation was the game.
A Tour of Hitler’s Crib
Adolf asked John Wayne to extinguish his cigarette while in the chancellery building cinema. The Fuhrer then launched into a harangue about MGM and some ballplayer named Hank Greenberg.
“Here’s where I keep my Austrian chocolates for the staff’s kids. I’m on a vegetarian diet, eating all the cookies and cakes I can. Here’s the dance studio where Eva works out her routines for the Bayern Munsteren Dance Korps.”
Goering purchased the team and asked Eva to choreograph for the cheerleaders.
“Over here are my maps. In that corner is my erotic book collection. I started collecting with earnings from my postcards that the Jew Spitzler sold. I was living in the male house at the time, one step above the shelter. Churchill might be winning the war, but did he ever sell a painting?”
Leni, rejected by Fritz Lang for the lead in “The Spider”, vows to make a western for her Fuhrer.
